I'm probably the least qualified to write about this....

But I'm going to anyway.

Every chick, or at least I hope I'm not the only one, notices when a really attractive guy is with a terribly ugly girl. If you're lucky you'll hear her talk and, no matter what she says, you'll make her out to be a total bitch. Then, you'll either say to your friends, or just think 'Why would he choose that over me.'

Trust me, coming from a girl who is spending her eighteenth consecutive Valentine's Day alone with a bag of Swedish Fish, I've felt that almost every single day of my life. Did I mention that I was eighteen years old? Yeahhhh.

I mean, you're probably thinking, why would another Valentine's Day alone faze her? Why this one? I'm not exactly sure. But I look around at the girls who have boyfriends these days and my teeth clench, 'Why can't that be me?' I wonder. I'm filled with such utter and complete envy that I look for all the things she has that I don't, which ends up making me feel worse. The fact that I've NEVER had a boyfriend is still utterly pathetic, and trust me it's not for lack of trying, pathetic nonetheless, maybe even more so.

Anyhow, Valentine's day is utter bullshit.